italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

(Source: doughnot)

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breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

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fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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interviewed:

drugs?? no thanks.. i get high off life. *snorts good memories and friendships*

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)

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